(Source: haveahannahhartattack)
I just want hugs and things rn
I’m going to hug people tomorrow
Like everyone
Because I want to
because I can
Hey, Assbutt!: augustari: fucknobiphobia: new sexuality rule: girls are not allowed... →
new sexuality rule: girls are not allowed to officially call themselves bisexual unless they’ve either (A) fallen deeply in love with another girl or (B) eaten pussy repeatedly
better rule from fucknobiphobia: no one is allowed to police anyone else’s…
(Source: kim-jong-healthy)
Mollie, I love you and you’re like my best friend and all but get on Facebook.
Where even are you?
You are not on Tumblr.
Are you watching Buffy?
I bet you’re watching Buffy.
Ugh
fine
nvm
jennifer lawrence goes up on stage to receive her award. suddenly she is hit with a pokeball and is captured leonardo dicaprio runs up onstage, takes the Oscar and his new jennifer lawrence, says “GOODNIGHT AMERICA” and disappears into the wild
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
(Source: camphalfbutt)
So, yknow how sometimes people put couches or tables or stuff on the side of the road for people to pick up? My parents just did that with a 500 pound bathtub.
okay parents
They’re about to add the toilet to the collection
I just don’t know anymore
I will pay someone to go sit in the bathtub or on the toilet and like read a book or something
kay
I don’t have any money…
(Source: whydontwedanceawhile)
